Sometimes you just gotta go with the Family, don't you know? My Bro' finally took a pic of when we was doin' tha Family Thang! It's all good. I'd smoochy-kiss Steve if I could be sure he dint' HeteroFreak and bite my lip or worse. Sometimes, things can become SO complicated!
What's my next move? Did I jet-ski (rhymes wit Kowal-ski! Geddit?) Did I leave this fab-fab Family weekend to go live in a Van-ski? Did I do the meat-and-greet with native Squirrelz?
Steve is a good Bro, and quite the hunk too. Every time I see him I 'rise' to the occasion and stand tall as a good Bro should. I know he wants me to plunge into schooling. "Never pull out" - he said.
From out rural CA reporter:
ReplyDeleteSweat-stained from the waist downward, intrepid hero Steven has rescued his long lost little brother Kevin from a tribe of marauding pygmy squirrels. They had already started to coat little Kevin in mud prior to spit roasting him "long pig" style. Stripping him of his T-shirt and fluid stained shorts, they were taken aback by his choice in underwear. Hero Steven took this momentary lapse in concentration by his brother's captors and swept into the camp on a conveniently hanging vine, grabbing his 95lb brother on the way through.
Speaking to us afterwards, hunky hero Steven said "It's a good job I found him when I did. He was down to one bar on his cellphone". All Kevin could mutter in thanks was "I think 100% cotton absorbs the moisture better."
So Casey is an A-cup and wears Granny Panties?
ReplyDeleteYou learn something new every day. :-p
P.S. Someone needs to tell Casey that dressing up in blackface isn't cool nowadays.
i think you should change the subject line to "steve shoved me"
ReplyDeleteWe must have updated news on Snowflake more often.
ReplyDeleteNow I hear from other sources carrot top is camping down by the river. How can this be?
Before we went on our WA trip with the family, Casey (Knowing he is not welcome to stay at our house) used his Caseyness to pull off yet another stunt. He asked my dad if he can “park” the van in our garage while we are on the trip. What he did NOT tell my Dad was that he had all his stuff in the van… Turns out he couldn’t make payments on his apt. and decided to come home. So we go on the trip… we all come back and hey guess what ? Casey is here to stay… But it turns out that he was only going to be there long enough to gather everything he needs to go live his dream… homeless guy by the river dream… yea that one.
After preparing for I think it was almost two weeks or so… he finally did it. I didn’t think we was actually going to go and do what he said but sure enough he’s gone. Living somewhere in the mountains in his van. That’s right folks ! Casey is living out his dreams ! So for those of you with kids who inspire to do great and mighty things with their lives, who constantly get discouraged from people telling them “you can’t do it !” well… just have them look at Casey for inspiration… or… maybe not… ok perhaps maybe is not the right word to use, how about definitely not !
"Drink my cunt juice like vodka, you whore!!!" - attributed to Galina, on Camp Idiot
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