Steve Found ME !

Sometimes you just gotta go with the Family, don't you know? My Bro' finally took a pic of when we was doin' tha Family Thang! It's all good. I'd smoochy-kiss Steve if I could be sure he dint' HeteroFreak and bite my lip or worse. Sometimes, things can become SO complicated!

What's my next move? Did I jet-ski (rhymes wit Kowal-ski! Geddit?) Did I leave this fab-fab Family weekend to go live in a Van-ski? Did I do the meat-and-greet with native Squirrelz?

Steve is a good Bro, and quite the hunk too. Every time I see him I 'rise' to the occasion and stand tall as a good Bro should. I know he wants me to plunge into schooling. "Never pull out" - he said.

Cookin With Squirrelz

This has been a great week. I’ve really been focusing on my relaunch, blogging, and personal exit strategy and its related hygiene. I feel things flowing. Wipe, flush, repeat. It's all good!

I have to be out of the apartment by the end of the month (unless I get a job and pay rent, which I won’t. Pay the rent I mean. Or get a job for that matter... I will remain free). I just bought a book on campground survival and it gives lots of useful advice on how to dumpster dive, slit open pop-up tents, pop locks on coolers, and even make traps for squirrels, etc.

Oh man, I can almost taste them now!

I am probably going to move what's left of the van over to my friends property, bring my jumper cables and live off the land. I’ll make money from my blog about it, just enough to pay the billz and gazz. For once I’ll be able to squat through life on my own terms. I’m so excited!

I’ve been up all night planning and reading and studying a lot about Straddle Trench Latrines. This weekend I’m going to do a “trial run” of living off the land. My rules are simple:

1) NO food from the store
2) ONLY natural lubricants
3) NO water from the tap or bottles
4) ONLY natural organic recycled toilet paper

You can’t starve in one weekend, so this will be a good experience to see how it goes, even if I don’t manage to find any food. I’m really excited to create some output from this test.

yesssss!! YES!

Out of Townz Pozt

Just a quick note that I will be out of town with my familiez weekend for the employed memberz of the Serins clan. Don't know what that has to do with me just yet, but I am thinking of cleaning out my van.

You see, I'm more like a turtle, having nothing to do with the beaver. Not that there aren't worthwhile beavers out there of course.

Have a good Fourth of July and be safe and don't let your kids play with excessively stressed materialz.

On Becoming "Fully Human" and thus Processing

I’m still planning my reentry to the blogging world. And it worries me that so many of them Haterz just don't get it. About semi-vegan food, and the reality that every entrepenisuer has a failed entry before they fully penetrating the target market, but unlike most people, they continue to believe in themselves and their ideas. Finding a way around. Or trying to describe what it's like to have an itch on the twitchy bits.

Some of them Haterz has said that I couldn't find my own backdoor if all my fingertips were flashlights. Like not enough light. Butt they are sooo wrong! Hello?!

Do you all believe that Steve Jobs, for example, succeeded at everything he did? Of course not! Butt he learns and continues. When I decide to continue, though I lack Steve Jobs' million$$, I can ensure that it will be focused and efficient.

To best describe what I'm trying to say:
First: put experiences into your body, process them with your wealth of experience, and then strain the results back into your brain. With time, age and experience, I know that what goes back to your brain is profoundly different from what you started with.

Second: Most of you Haterz are clearly happy in you’re world of work work work. The 4 hour workweek can be done, and there is proof proof proof! Them guys write about it in books, and books can become an effective groin-tent when you have to deal with a walk-in Privacy Surprise!. I want more from my life, and them Voyeur-Haterz do too, ta-doodle-do!

Third: I’ve my way towards being fully human. Various lubricants help me achieve more finger-stoked clarity every day. Why does everyone put down my self-flaggelating way of sharing my achievements into a higher spewing arc?

I know sometimes I go overboard to hide my focus, butt facts is facts. While that was not sustainable unto my habits that I’ve formed while thinking about nutrition and what I put into my body, many things will always stay with me.

It's all good. Know that I sniff, but I will always have many hands for you.