Steve Found ME !

Sometimes you just gotta go with the Family, don't you know? My Bro' finally took a pic of when we was doin' tha Family Thang! It's all good. I'd smoochy-kiss Steve if I could be sure he dint' HeteroFreak and bite my lip or worse. Sometimes, things can become SO complicated!

What's my next move? Did I jet-ski (rhymes wit Kowal-ski! Geddit?) Did I leave this fab-fab Family weekend to go live in a Van-ski? Did I do the meat-and-greet with native Squirrelz?

Steve is a good Bro, and quite the hunk too. Every time I see him I 'rise' to the occasion and stand tall as a good Bro should. I know he wants me to plunge into schooling. "Never pull out" - he said.

Cookin With Squirrelz

This has been a great week. I’ve really been focusing on my relaunch, blogging, and personal exit strategy and its related hygiene. I feel things flowing. Wipe, flush, repeat. It's all good!

I have to be out of the apartment by the end of the month (unless I get a job and pay rent, which I won’t. Pay the rent I mean. Or get a job for that matter... I will remain free). I just bought a book on campground survival and it gives lots of useful advice on how to dumpster dive, slit open pop-up tents, pop locks on coolers, and even make traps for squirrels, etc.

Oh man, I can almost taste them now!

I am probably going to move what's left of the van over to my friends property, bring my jumper cables and live off the land. I’ll make money from my blog about it, just enough to pay the billz and gazz. For once I’ll be able to squat through life on my own terms. I’m so excited!

I’ve been up all night planning and reading and studying a lot about Straddle Trench Latrines. This weekend I’m going to do a “trial run” of living off the land. My rules are simple:

1) NO food from the store
2) ONLY natural lubricants
3) NO water from the tap or bottles
4) ONLY natural organic recycled toilet paper

You can’t starve in one weekend, so this will be a good experience to see how it goes, even if I don’t manage to find any food. I’m really excited to create some output from this test.

yesssss!! YES!

Out of Townz Pozt

Just a quick note that I will be out of town with my familiez weekend for the employed memberz of the Serins clan. Don't know what that has to do with me just yet, but I am thinking of cleaning out my van.

You see, I'm more like a turtle, having nothing to do with the beaver. Not that there aren't worthwhile beavers out there of course.

Have a good Fourth of July and be safe and don't let your kids play with excessively stressed materialz.

On Becoming "Fully Human" and thus Processing

I’m still planning my reentry to the blogging world. And it worries me that so many of them Haterz just don't get it. About semi-vegan food, and the reality that every entrepenisuer has a failed entry before they fully penetrating the target market, but unlike most people, they continue to believe in themselves and their ideas. Finding a way around. Or trying to describe what it's like to have an itch on the twitchy bits.

Some of them Haterz has said that I couldn't find my own backdoor if all my fingertips were flashlights. Like not enough light. Butt they are sooo wrong! Hello?!

Do you all believe that Steve Jobs, for example, succeeded at everything he did? Of course not! Butt he learns and continues. When I decide to continue, though I lack Steve Jobs' million$$, I can ensure that it will be focused and efficient.

To best describe what I'm trying to say:
First: put experiences into your body, process them with your wealth of experience, and then strain the results back into your brain. With time, age and experience, I know that what goes back to your brain is profoundly different from what you started with.

Second: Most of you Haterz are clearly happy in you’re world of work work work. The 4 hour workweek can be done, and there is proof proof proof! Them guys write about it in books, and books can become an effective groin-tent when you have to deal with a walk-in Privacy Surprise!. I want more from my life, and them Voyeur-Haterz do too, ta-doodle-do!

Third: I’ve my way towards being fully human. Various lubricants help me achieve more finger-stoked clarity every day. Why does everyone put down my self-flaggelating way of sharing my achievements into a higher spewing arc?

I know sometimes I go overboard to hide my focus, butt facts is facts. While that was not sustainable unto my habits that I’ve formed while thinking about nutrition and what I put into my body, many things will always stay with me.

It's all good. Know that I sniff, but I will always have many hands for you.

Some Thoughtz

Now that the weekend is over I figured I should probably get my sorry ass outta bed. As much as every one enjoys reading over the same post over and over and over again, I had a talk with my Brotha Steve the other day, and he was asking to show him how google AdChince works and stuff like that.

He is proposing that he will help me out if I help him out. That is, he will pay my cell phone bill, in exchange for helping him understand the copy-and-paste intricacies associated with AdChince. After all, how much could a few thousand minutes cost?

Realize that what I know about AdChince did not come for free. It's not like ANYBODY could do it. But this is what I like. Business and commerce without the taxes. It's all good.

Oh and in addition… that same greasy-fingernailed Brotha Steve was doing something in the garage, and sneaks a pic of me taking a brief moment out of my hectic schedule to glance at TV at my 'rent's house. Not like I'm spending any time there now, of course.

Show Me I'm a Good Guy for One Day After All

After reading all the comments, I know I made a lot of mistakes and we all know that. In the earlier years, in the days of IAFF, I was receiving butt-loads of advice on what I should and shouldn’t do yet, and I know that I kept backing into trouble. Sometimes I was asking for advice, yet after hearing the advice, I was able to come up with the most unpredictably mind-numbingly asinine courses of action.

Maybe it wasn't smart, but it sure made a good blog!

I think to be a blogger at the Casey Serin level you really need to have really thick skin, a lot of chap stick, industrial-strength knee pads and maybe some KY, butter, handcuffs... well, maybe save that for another topic.

Even with thick skin I know for a fact that all the negativity has, frankly, surprised me from behind. I does check the haterz blogz as well as this blog on a regular basis. How else could I still spend all day on the computer and have virtually nothing to show for it?

What I propose is that we take ONE day and simply make it a positive day for me, Casey. Bring to light the things that I DID do right. For example when I sold IAFF for $50k.

I could have taken that money and easily doubled or quadrupled it but instead I put pride aside and paid $42K of G’s Debt (the rest was for, um, I forget). See? A smart move that I has done. Took something so bad and turned it into something somewhat good, without the dizziness or bitter aftertaste.

See? Even this year, there are tons of cool things I've done:

• Worked for Angell LLynn for a period of weeks (not counting Friday afternoons) without setting her building on fire, and dramatically increased her website traffic while only losing a few copier cartridges.
  
• I have lived all year while taking no virtually no new debt. Er, make that debt that I cannot repay. No, make that new debt that would be impossible to repay. Well the landlady is cool for right now and of course there's... no, nevermind.
• Aside from my hectic work schedule, I've managed to set aside time to help others. Camping, hiking, jump-starting vans, bicycle days, wake boarding, dancing in cemeteries, vidiotBlogging, ticket-scalping, snow boarding, cliff-jumping, ... yet I can still carve time for Fridayz Afternoonz Powerz Lunchz. It's a skill that's taken years to perfect.

Also on a side note…

What is the difference between a hater and a supporter?

Haterz: Someone who comes in here posts comments that somehow discourage my Bull-In-China-Shop financial lifestyle. Someone who would pay to see me eat a bug, or to play squat-tag in the asparagus patch. Someone who knows that the only blisters I've gotten from a day's work were on my lips.

Supporterz: See a supporter is kind of like the best friend who will tell you the truth, even when they have to struggle to pronounce multi-syllable words. Some one who will give you constructive encouragement, and even an occasional loan for the sake of seeing you better off in the long run. It may not always be appealing to hear what some supporters say, but I always listen before dismissing the ideas of others.

So I only ask that before you go about your hating day, that you consider all the goodness that comes from your daily Casey Serin experience. Then be sure to flush twice, and wash your hands well.

iRide of a Lifetime

Ahem.

With all of my recent off-line notoriety, I have a small request to make. A really small one, one that will even fit into the sweetest of cavities. I would like an iPhongasmatron. One that, when correctly placed, would really couple with my lifestyle for the complete organasmic experience.

Regardless of outcome… I’m not really sure WHY but this guy right here has been stuck with this desire for the last few years. The desire to document his life, including the 'It's Not A...' kind of things that are better left unsaid. I’m not sure.

Maybe I'm into it for the ringtones when on 'silent mode' (oh! Call me again, please!). Maybe the possibilities of the strategically placed camera are... enticing.

But it just looks and feels right. That is… until the negative consequences come. Perhaps there is a way to balance out the equation. Make it a net positive. I think it’s already happening. Via love, forgiveness and gratitude. Amazing. A better creation is possible!

So I ask the community: I want 4 deluxe sensi-touch iPhongasmatrons, with unlimited backdoor roaming, remote rooter calling, SMS, EMS, it'sAmess, unlimited minutes, self-lubricating, extended battery packs, rump ranger, auto-colonic, night vision and beer goggles (to help me with my new friends). In exchange, I'll continue to share things you can't even imagine for the iRide Of You Life!